Wednesday 5 November 2008

..This happens at every fucking gig we play..

Today's TOP STORY on BBC Sports!

Tony Pulis (Shitkicker FC manager) in response to Wenger's indignation at having the shit kicked out of his team and the subsequent torrent of bollocks from the 'we hate Arsenal' media:

"On Saturday Mr Wenger confessed that Stoke deserved to win the game. He has now tried to re-write history, his comments certainly made me smile."

"There was only one red card on Saturday and the last time I watched the game it was not a Stoke player who received it "

"Rory is as honest and committed as they come, he would never purposely go out to injure a fellow professional, don't forget not so long ago Rory was sitting in a hospital bed with a double fracture."

"As I recall Emmanuel Adebayor was booked for a chest-high challenge on Ryan Shawcross."

"There was only one red card on Saturday and the last time I watched the game it was not a Stoke player who received it, I have great respect for Mr Wenger and Arsenal Football Club. But you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."

The irony is staggering... truely staggering. I wonder why this is the top story - fucking yesterdays news.

Remember children; Wenger is a nutter and these aren't the droids you're looking for.

Right - I'm off to watch us smash Fenerbahce... the only question is club level or penny stinkers - hmmmm.