I want Chelsea to win the champions league 2008 for Lampard’s mum... well – his mum and a huge bribe... well - a series of huge bribes... and threats of physical violence...
...a series of huge bribes, threats of physical violence to friends and family of those concerned and the negatives of them cheating on their wives with an amazingly attractive $1000 p/h prostitute that was hired to meet them in a bar a pretend to really fancy them and shag them in a pre-arranged hotel room with a camera – that and incentives of promotion against threats of refereeing in the Siberian snow-ploughers league... the Man-u dressing room full of skin irritant, the water bottles full of dog-piss and all those guys up in the stands with the sniper scopes and Russian military grade phased television-invisible eye dazzle strobe pulse lasers – oh all that and a nice big plateful of Polonium prawn sandwiches...
...But most of all I want them to win it for Lampard’s mum – it brings a tear to my eye, football is such a pure sport these days, and so in touch with our basic humanity.
:'-\
...That and I really want to piss off dhjackal...
[01/05/2008 14:13:04] dhjackal says: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7377058.stm
[01/05/2008 14:16:13] DogFace says: blimey - Arsenal are 3rd rated most valuable club!!
[01/05/2008 14:16:21] dhjackal says: i know
[01/05/2008 14:17:01] DogFace says: I didn't think we would make the top 10
[01/05/2008 14:17:19] DogFace says: Chelsea in eighth
[01/05/2008 14:17:21] DogFace says: ha
[01/05/2008 14:17:27] DogFace says: shit club
[01/05/2008 14:17:38] dhjackal says: well since you've been screwing your fans out of every penny they have it's no wonder your in the top 3
[01/05/2008 14:17:53] DogFace says: Actually - we represent the best value for money...
[01/05/2008 14:18:10] DogFace says: ...for instance - you can actually watch a proper game of football at Arsenal.
[01/05/2008 14:18:20] dhjackal says: only if your playing United
[01/05/2008 14:18:34] DogFace says: Where as all your fans have to spend an extra £50 on petrol to get to every match.
[01/05/2008 14:19:22] DogFace says: So not only do we play proper football, we are cheaper and more environmentally friendly.
[01/05/2008 14:19:44] dhjackal says: but we get to watch the Champions
[01/05/2008 14:19:52] dhjackal says: oh and current CL finalists
[01/05/2008 14:19:59] DogFace says: We're not owned by American psychopaths who really DO want to screw the fans for every penny.
[01/05/2008 14:20:14] dhjackal says: worse your own are screwing you
[01/05/2008 14:20:20] dhjackal says: your own!
[01/05/2008 14:20:20] DogFace says: Yeah, yeah... it's all business for you.
[01/05/2008 14:20:36] DogFace says: i.e. you give us money we buy you ‘trophies’
[01/05/2008 14:20:44] DogFace says: mugs!
[01/05/2008 14:20:59] dhjackal says: you give us money we win trophies
[01/05/2008 14:21:03] dhjackal says: numpty
[01/05/2008 14:21:12] DogFace says: Do you want to watch football or buy trophies?
[01/05/2008 14:21:18] dhjackal says: lucky you got that PS3
[01/05/2008 14:21:22] DogFace says: Because that's your choice...
[01/05/2008 14:21:28] dhjackal says: esp as your season is over too.
[01/05/2008 14:22:04] DogFace says: ...watch pure football as it's meant to be i.e. honest and true to the game - or pay to watch the script in the ‘theatre of dreams’ – very apt.
[01/05/2008 14:22:26] DogFace says: Might I remind you that you have won nothing yet.
[01/05/2008 14:22:32] dhjackal says: you sound like Wenger
[01/05/2008 14:22:34] dhjackal says: bitter
[01/05/2008 14:23:04] DogFace says: It's wallets at dawn for Abramovic and Glazer...
[01/05/2008 14:23:54] DogFace says: ...like 2 fat pigs wrestling in their own shit - that's what the beautiful game has become for you.
[01/05/2008 14:26:20] dhjackal says: your 3rd richest in the world
[01/05/2008 14:26:29] DogFace says: We earned it.
[01/05/2008 14:26:35] dhjackal says: only difference is our owners give us something back
[01/05/2008 14:26:43] dhjackal says: in the form of transfer money
[01/05/2008 14:26:44] DogFace says: You are high on crack!
[01/05/2008 14:26:46] dhjackal says: to buy players
[01/05/2008 14:26:54] dhjackal says: you get NOTHING back
[01/05/2008 14:26:55] dhjackal says: N
[01/05/2008 14:26:56] dhjackal says: O
[01/05/2008 14:26:57] dhjackal says: T
[01/05/2008 14:26:58] dhjackal says: H
[01/05/2008 14:26:59] dhjackal says: I
[01/05/2008 14:27:00] dhjackal says: N
[01/05/2008 14:27:01] dhjackal says: G
[01/05/2008 14:27:15] DogFace says: Mate - you are selling the family jewels for short term profit...
[01/05/2008 14:27:40] dhjackal says: :^)
[01/05/2008 14:27:42] DogFace says: ...you are selling the family silver for a bag of cocaine then having a wild party with your mates to snort it all away...
[01/05/2008 14:27:49] DogFace says: ...what happens in the morning?
[01/05/2008 14:27:56] dhjackal says: short term
[01/05/2008 14:27:58] DogFace says: You're fucked!
[01/05/2008 14:28:04] dhjackal says: last season we won the league
[01/05/2008 14:28:23] dhjackal says: this season we've challenged on all fronts
[01/05/2008 14:28:31] DogFace says: You are a capitalist commodity.
[01/05/2008 14:28:32] dhjackal says: improvement
[01/05/2008 14:28:41] dhjackal says: and your a fool
[01/05/2008 14:28:45] dhjackal says: (rofl)
[01/05/2008 14:29:00] DogFace says: You will be used to make a few men more money than they can spend.
[01/05/2008 14:29:11] DogFace says: And then you will be dropped.
[01/05/2008 14:29:21] DogFace says: You are the fool and you know it.
[01/05/2008 14:29:41] dhjackal says: (shake)
[01/05/2008 14:29:55] DogFace says: If you think the Glazers want to 'gift' your club money for the fans you are clearly a fucking idiot. :-D
[01/05/2008 14:30:06] dhjackal says: your getting fucked by your own
[01/05/2008 14:30:07] DogFace says: Hang on - are you smoking crack right now, at your desk?
[01/05/2008 14:30:22] dhjackal says: fucked over
[01/05/2008 14:30:27] dhjackal says: arsenal on arsenal
[01/05/2008 14:30:31] DogFace says: We have integrity.
[01/05/2008 14:30:38] DogFace says: We pay for football - we get exactly what it says in the tin.
[01/05/2008 14:31:04] DogFace says: Season tickets at your club are 'loss leaders'.
[01/05/2008 14:31:15] DogFace says: Like a loaf of white-sliced...
[01/05/2008 14:31:28] DogFace says: ...which just about sums up your football:
[01/05/2008 14:31:30] DogFace says: Popular but shit.
[01/05/2008 14:31:35] dhjackal says: 40% corporate
[01/05/2008 14:31:37] dhjackal says: fans???
[01/05/2008 14:31:40] DogFace says: 40%?????
[01/05/2008 14:31:54] DogFace says: Back up your sources please.
[01/05/2008 14:31:54] dhjackal says: they're only there for free grub and beer
[01/05/2008 14:32:09] DogFace says: Ha – this coming from a London/Irish/Celtic ‘manc’ - your ‘fans’ are only there for the prawn sarnies; Man-u is the biggest collection of glory hunters there is - so don't start that shit.
[01/05/2008 14:33:09] dhjackal says: whatever
[01/05/2008 14:33:11] dhjackal says: CHAMPIONS
[01/05/2008 14:33:23] DogFace says: Like that means anything mate?
[01/05/2008 14:33:31] DogFace says: Tell someone who cares.
[01/05/2008 14:33:40] DogFace says: Your gloating rights are null and void.
[01/05/2008 14:33:44] dhjackal says: bitter and twisted
[01/05/2008 14:33:45] dhjackal says: like a City fan
[01/05/2008 14:33:46] DogFace says: So what do you have left??
[01/05/2008 14:33:47] DogFace says: N
[01/05/2008 14:33:51] DogFace says: O
[01/05/2008 14:33:52] DogFace says: T
[01/05/2008 14:33:53] DogFace says: H
[01/05/2008 14:33:54] DogFace says: I
[01/05/2008 14:33:55] DogFace says: N
[01/05/2008 14:33:56] DogFace says: G
[01/05/2008 14:33:57] DogFace says: !
[01/05/2008 14:34:25] dhjackal says: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/7377052.stm
[01/05/2008 14:34:26] dhjackal says: Rats
[01/05/2008 14:34:31] dhjackal says: and sinking
[01/05/2008 14:34:34] dhjackal says: ship
[01/05/2008 14:34:56] DogFace says: oh right... first we are 3rd most valuable - and now we are a sinking ship?
