[24/06/2008 10:48:45] dhjackal says: oi
[24/06/2008 10:48:46] dhjackal says: on betfair how do you put on a e/w bet
[24/06/2008 10:49:39] DogFace says: Erm... I think that you have to do two bets - 1 "placed" and one "to win".
[24/06/2008 10:51:10] dhjackal says: ok
[24/06/2008 10:51:31] DogFace says: You're not getting on the feckin' horses again are you?
[24/06/2008 10:51:52] dhjackal says: :-P
[24/06/2008 10:51:58] dhjackal says: 12/1 tip
[24/06/2008 10:52:03] DogFace says: from whom?
[24/06/2008 10:52:14] dhjackal says: some bloke down the boozer
[24/06/2008 10:52:19] dhjackal says: (rofl)
[24/06/2008 10:52:27] DogFace says: Blimey - I'm getting on it!
[24/06/2008 10:52:33] dhjackal says: excellent
[24/06/2008 10:52:40] DogFace says: Spread the wealth man!?
[24/06/2008 10:52:46] dhjackal says: he owns horses apparently
[24/06/2008 10:53:06] DogFace says: Hang on - it really was some bloke down the pub?
[24/06/2008 10:53:33] DogFace says: :^)
[24/06/2008 10:53:43] dhjackal says: (nod)
[24/06/2008 10:53:46] dhjackal says: (smirk)
[24/06/2008 10:54:09] DogFace says: When's it running?
[24/06/2008 11:00:22] dhjackal says: Arctic Blue, 18:50 at newbury
[24/06/2008 11:01:25] DogFace says: I'm on it huge - 100 grand on the nose. Tomorrow I'll be a millionaire.
[24/06/2008 11:01:44] dhjackal says: :-
[24/06/2008 11:02:15] DogFace says: I'll buy you a pint if I win
[24/06/2008 11:02:34] dhjackal says: :-O
[24/06/2008 11:02:46] DogFace says: and a packet of peanuts
[24/06/2008 11:02:57] dhjackal says: (happy)
[24/06/2008 12:45:42] dhjackal says: cup of char?
[24/06/2008 12:45:48] dhjackal says: need to run something by you
[24/06/2008 12:45:53] DogFace says: righto
*dhjackal explains over the tea-urn that the local kids are using his back garden fence, that backs onto the local reccie, as a makeshift goal which leads to them kicking the ball over the fence and said kids breaking into his garden to get their ball back. Last week a ball flew over and spilt his beer. A few weeks before one hit a table and broke a wine glass. Various different methods of deterring this 'scourge of youth' impinging on his drinking were discussed. dhjackal came up with a plan to dig holes 'upon a midnight dreary' in the makeshift penalty area; whereas I suggested trellis with a creeper to stop the kids climbing over. dhjackal currently has four confiscated footballs in his shed.*
[24/06/2008 12:57:44] DogFace says: Check out this bad boy - 12" holes!
[24/06/2008 12:57:45] DogFace says: http://www.toolsinstock.com/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=307208
[24/06/2008 12:57:49] dhjackal says: nice - i like
[24/06/2008 12:57:58] dhjackal says: the inlaws might have one
[24/06/2008 12:58:07] DogFace says: Then you are sorted
[24/06/2008 12:58:13] dhjackal says: they have a massive garden and loads of stuff like that
[24/06/2008 13:02:21] DogFace says: I bet you could rent a petrol one for £20
[24/06/2008 13:02:31] dhjackal says: HARD CORE
[24/06/2008 13:02:42] DogFace says: You would get the job done right quick...
[24/06/2008 13:02:53] dhjackal says: true
[24/06/2008 13:03:07] dhjackal says: i need to check the weather cos i need to do it ninja stylie
[24/06/2008 13:04:01] DogFace says: Why not just paint on the fence "Gay boys hangout"
[24/06/2008 13:04:11] dhjackal says: brilliant
[24/06/2008 13:04:16] DogFace says: They would soon feck off as everyone would take the piss.
[24/06/2008 13:04:33] DogFace says: You just need a pot of paint and a big brush...
[24/06/2008 13:06:33] DogFace says: ...or - in big letters: "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS" that can be seen from a long way off. I mean - who would want to be associated with that?
[24/06/2008 13:07:08] dhjackal says: well i'm not sure i want that sprawled on the back of my fence
[24/06/2008 13:16:00] DogFace says: It'll be on the council fence.
[24/06/2008 13:16:16] dhjackal says: technically they are one and the same
[24/06/2008 13:16:21] DogFace says: It'll ensure that nobody ever hangs out there for anything ever again.
[24/06/2008 13:16:31] DogFace says: What would you prefer?
[24/06/2008 13:16:57] DogFace says: Balls flying over and kids in your garden jumping around on your flower beds - or peace and quiet with a few people thinking you have a small cock?
[24/06/2008 13:17:17] dhjackal says: (smirk)
[24/06/2008 13:17:39] dhjackal says: i think the gay boys hangout would work better
[24/06/2008 13:17:51] dhjackal says: you know what kids that age are like
[24/06/2008 13:18:03] dhjackal says: totally anti homosexual
[24/06/2008 13:18:12] DogFace says: OK - then stick with "GAY BOYS HANGOUT".
[24/06/2008 13:18:38] DogFace says: As the place to meet like-minded gays will be on the other side of your fence - you will not be implicated as 'a gay' yourself.
[24/06/2008 13:18:58] dhjackal says: we'll see, i'll try a few other things first before resorting to vandalism
[24/06/2008 13:19:01] dhjackal says: :^)
[24/06/2008 13:19:05] DogFace says: Hey - it's better than digging holes in the pitch and you might create a hot spot for the local gay community.
[24/06/2008 13:19:23] dhjackal says: then i might end up with loads of batty boys hanging round my gaff
[24/06/2008 13:19:54] dhjackal says: as i said
[24/06/2008 13:19:58] dhjackal says: i'll think about it
[24/06/2008 13:19:58] DogFace says: It would be fine - they would chat to your missus and do the washing up...
[24/06/2008 13:20:05] dhjackal says: brilliant - i'll get some pink paint on the way home
[24/06/2008 13:20:24] DogFace says: ...and discuss throw cushions and all that other shit you can't be arsed with.
[24/06/2008 13:20:31] dhjackal says: then i'll be able to watch the footy in peace
[24/06/2008 13:20:35] DogFace says: exactly.
[24/06/2008 13:20:40] dhjackal says: love it
[24/06/2008 13:31:59] DogFace says: "Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is being lined up by Westlife to replace band member Brian McFadden." - The Sun
[24/06/2008 13:33:06] dhjackal says: get a grip / life
[24/06/2008 13:34:06] DogFace says: Ha, check it – it's true: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=43187
[24/06/2008 13:34:41] DogFace says: So... Ronaldo is off to Real and Rooney is going to be a pop star!?
[24/06/2008 13:34:56] DogFace says: (rofl)
[24/06/2008 13:36:52] DogFace says: Fergison is going to smacking their heads together when they turn up to pre-season training!
[24/06/2008 13:38:03] dhjackal says: oi
[24/06/2008 13:38:15] dhjackal says: (wait)
[24/06/2008 13:39:59] DogFace says: ...ok...
[24/06/2008 13:40:40] dhjackal says: (finger)
[24/06/2008 14:21:16] dhjackal says: i'm down for £5
[24/06/2008 14:21:34] DogFace says: £5 on what?
[24/06/2008 14:21:40] dhjackal says: that horse
[24/06/2008 14:21:50] DogFace says: You got access to Betfair now?
[24/06/2008 14:21:55] dhjackal says: no - but my mate has.
[24/06/2008 14:22:15] DogFace says: You each way?
[24/06/2008 14:22:21] dhjackal says: yep - 16/1
[24/06/2008 14:22:30] DogFace says: 16/1 to be placed?
[24/06/2008 14:22:41] dhjackal says: no 3.3 to be placed
[24/06/2008 14:22:50] DogFace says: Right... ok - was going to say...
[24/06/2008 14:23:27] DogFace says: ...why not just flush your fiver down the bog?
[24/06/2008 14:23:30] DogFace says: (chuckle)
[24/06/2008 14:30:50] dhjackal says: that's rich esp coming from you
[24/06/2008 14:31:04] dhjackal says: isn't that what you do everytime you place a bet
[24/06/2008 14:31:13] DogFace says: Ha-ha... not quite every time.
[24/06/2008 14:31:15] dhjackal says: with one of your therioes?
[24/06/2008 14:31:40] DogFace says: As your previous broker; I have your full betting history for the horses on an excel spreadsheet if you wish to study it? It makes interesting reading...
[24/06/2008 14:31:52] dhjackal says: thanks
[24/06/2008 14:32:22] dhjackal says: that's down to that fucking idiot Abhay
[24/06/2008 14:32:43] DogFace says: ...So the random bloke you met down the pub is more reliable?
[24/06/2008 14:33:31] DogFace says: Anyway - I won a shit load on the CL final... so I'm still up on the football.
[24/06/2008 14:33:44] DogFace says: And if Russia wins then I'm more-up.
[24/06/2008 14:34:17] dhjackal says: whatever
[24/06/2008 14:35:24] DogFace says: I was doing so well until the fecking Croatia/Germany game :-(.
[24/06/2008 14:37:11] DogFace says: I layed heavy on the Croatians and Germany didn't even turn up... then, as I recall, after I invested another tenner - you advised me to go with instinct... on fucking Croatia again!
[24/06/2008 14:37:37] dhjackal says: tough life isn't it
[24/06/2008 14:38:00] DogFace says: AND - you got me to stick a fiver on it for you too!
[24/06/2008 14:38:12] dhjackal says: i didn't tell you to back the Germans in the Croatia game?
[24/06/2008 14:38:22] DogFace says: No... you didn't; that was my error... besides - I layed Croatia.– but you did in the Turkey game!
[24/06/2008 14:38:36] dhjackal says: and Germany to beat Portugal
[24/06/2008 14:38:37] dhjackal says: and
[24/06/2008 14:38:38] dhjackal says: and
[24/06/2008 14:38:39] dhjackal says: and
[24/06/2008 14:38:43] dhjackal says: Man Utd to win the league
[24/06/2008 14:38:47] dhjackal says: and CL
[24/06/2008 14:38:48] dhjackal says: and
[24/06/2008 14:39:01] DogFace says: As I told you - I made a mint on the CL final... although I didn't place any bets on the actual winner.
[24/06/2008 14:39:13] dhjackal says: altogether now
[24/06/2008 14:39:22] dhjackal says: say we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:24] dhjackal says: we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:27] dhjackal says: say we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:29] DogFace says: Oh Christ...
[24/06/2008 14:39:31] dhjackal says: we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:39] DogFace says: ...here we go again.
[24/06/2008 14:39:42] dhjackal says: CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
[24/06/2008 14:39:46] dhjackal says: (party)
[24/06/2008 14:39:49] dhjackal says: say we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:52] dhjackal says: (dance)
[24/06/2008 14:39:54] dhjackal says: we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:55] dhjackal says: say we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:39:57] dhjackal says: we are Champions
[24/06/2008 14:40:09] DogFace says: -(
